Joke Book and Other Humor

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Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital room. One leans over to the other and says what are you in here for. The other says "circumcision". The first boy says "Oh, I had that done right after I was born .... I couldn't walk for a year."
Matthew Haggard
Los Osos, Ca. USA - Thursday, July 24, 1997 at 07:21:40 (PDT)
How do you keep in idiot in suspense? I'll tell you next time I log on.
Jodie Ziebell
slo, ca USA - Monday, June 09, 1997 at 17:45:11 (PDT)
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just declare darkness the new standard.
Thomas Keitel <>
SLO, CA USA - Monday, June 09, 1997 at 09:16:55 (PDT)
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it a hardware issue.
Thomas Keitel <>
SLO, CA USA - Monday, June 09, 1997 at 09:15:43 (PDT)
Did you hear the joke about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Thomas Keitel <>
SLO, CA qUSA - Monday, June 09, 1997 at 09:12:09 (PDT)
If an economist and a lawyer were drowning and you only had time to save one, would you have lunch or read the paper?
Matthew Haggard
USA - Friday, April 25, 1997 at 17:50:53 (PDT)
How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb? If the lightbulb had needed changing, the market would have done it years ago.
Matthew Haggard
USA - Monday, March 10, 1997 at 23:35:13 (PST)
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rinosaurus? Ell-if-I-know.
Sean Saxon <>
Santa Barbara, CA USA - Friday, February 14, 1997 at 16:36:33 (PST)
My dad calls me every week and tells me about two or three really bad jokes (most of which I immediately forget). However, this one for some reason, has stuck in my mind. So as long as I have to be tourtured with it I thought I might as well pass it on to all of you... If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader would she become Ella Vader? (This should be followed in your minds by a very cheesy drum riff.)
Megan Snyder
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 1997 at 17:21:49 (PST)
While they were eating a clown, one canibal said to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
Preston Smith
Santa Barbara, CA USA - Thursday, January 16, 1997 at 13:47:04 (PST)
I read this in Reader's Digest a while back...At the track, two racehorses were bragging about their success."I've won four of my last 10 races," said the first horse. "That's nothing," the other replied. ."I won 12 of my last 15."Just then a greyhound walks up to them and says, " I can beat that. I came in first 25 times out of 30 races.""That's incredible," said the first horse. "That dog just talked!"
David Rasmussen <>
Santa Barbara, CA USA - Wednesday, December 11, 1996 at 14:01:31 (PST)
Sister: Well, how are you doing with that electronic drum you got for christmas?
Brother: Great. It's the most wonderful present I ever got.
Sister: Why's that?
Brother: Dad pays me two dollars each week to not play it!

Nicholas Young
San Luis Obispo, CA USA - Wednesday, November 13, 1996 at 18:28:47 (PST)

3, 1996 at 18:28:47 (PST)