God decided that he needed a vacation.
While discussing it with His aides, one suggested that He go to the planet Venus.
"Forget it," God said. "I went there about 10,000 years ago, and I got very sunburned.
Another aide suggested Mars.
"No way," God replied. "I went there 5,000 years ago, and almost froze my backside off."
"How about Earth?" a third offered.
"That's the worse of all. I went there about 2,000 years ago, and they're still accusing Me of getting some Jewish girl pregnant."